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A post-modern boutique digital consulting group you can take home to meet your parents

For too long, the business paradigm has been dominated by the same old empty suits and their even emptier words, always circling back, but never circling forward. They've become complacent, allowing bandwidth to determine capacity, rather than the other way around. These suits have been so focused on their water cooler conversations, they haven’t noticed that the fountain has run dry.

We’re done reinventing the wheel. It’s time to put those wheels on a car and drive.

Our Approach:

As members of the next generation of future movers and consumers, we know it’s not enough to just flip the script — We need to rewrite it ourselves. Luckily for you, we got our BFAs in screenwriting, metaphorically.
Narratives don’t shape themselves, and as longtime ceramic pottery makers, metaphorically, we know that if you want to shape the clay, you can’t be afraid to get your hands dirty.
Engagement is king. If you want to future-proof your brand, forget everything your data nerds told you about KPIs. Don’t let the fact that something’s not broken stop you from fixing it.

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Meet the Team

Victoria Hammett

CO-FOUNDER
You can take a girl out of Texas, but you can’t take Texas of a girl. Victoria Hammett will run the best creator activation you’ve ever seen, but if you cross her, she won’t rest until you’ve paid your price. A former model and current Gen-Z for Change Deputy Executive Director, Victoria has a best friend named Madison who accidentally locked herself out of her old Twitter account, leaving her unable to take down old misogynistic Tweets she’d made about Miley Cyrus.
Sofia Ong'ele

CO-FOUNDER
Two Truths and a Lie about Sofia: A) She lives near the Six Flags outside of LA, where she was once vaccinated for COVID-19. B) She loves coding and causing a ruckus. C) She’s starred in an episode of Disney+’s “Growing Up.” The Answer? A. She didn’t grow up near the Six Flags outside of LA where she was vaccinated once. She grew up near the Six Flags outside of LA where she was vaccinated twice.
Aidan Kohn-Murphy

CO-FOUNDER
Aidan may not be able to tie a tie, but he can create nonprofits! A notary public, Aidan can notarize any legal documents for you, as long as both you and him are in Washington, DC. Aidan, a junior at Harvard College studying justice, crime, and mass incarceration in modern American society, is a member of “On Thin Ice,” Harvard’s oldest improv comedy troupe. A former Sports Illustrated for Kids Kid Reporter, Aidan lost any interest in sports after coming out as gay.
Lauren Stronk

FOUNDING BOARD MEMBER & VICTORIA’S FRIEND
A lifelong entreprenu-her and dance instructor, Lauren Stronk brings a wealth of experience to her current role at the Swiss Bank of France. She is often been described by herself as “the glue which holds the Swiss Bank” together. A two-time divorcee with countless successful business ventures, Lauren’s been as lucky in business as she’s been unlucky in love. A close personal friend of George Kennedy, Lauren was hit hard by the actor's 2016 passing from heart disease at the age of 91.
You!

OUR CLIENTS
When you hire the Swiss Bank of France, you’re not just getting digital consultants, you’re getting teammates, and you and your business become our top priority. We will be available on call anytime you need us, so long as it falls within business hours. Your success will be our success, and your failure will impact us just as much as it will you. We’re ready to take your business to the next level, whether you like it or not.